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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5256 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.
But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”