Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	289	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Animals Bred:	193

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8392
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2790
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.