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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1319	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7560
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1694	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Zombie Dances:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	821
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crops Grown:	8849	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	234
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.