Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	670
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	167	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Secret Passages Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Magic Items Found:	4679
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	3674
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7280

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1395
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	541	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.