Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Towns Built:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8516	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	2750	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
New Chunks Explored:	340058	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Gems Collected:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.