Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	939090
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Emeralds Found:	4667
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	523180
Void Gems Collected:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	93	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2835	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	56
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	95	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!