Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	54
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	210
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Star Shards Collected:	287	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	82	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Farms Harvested:	894

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Void Gems Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2185
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Divine Spears Created:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchantments Applied:	205	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	695

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9961	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.