Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6490
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7452
Farms Harvested:	158	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchantments Applied:	179
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1627	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.