Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	178	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	158	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	153	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	197	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	903251
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	1543

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	971977
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5446

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.