Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7175	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	740961	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ores Mined:	4604	Crops Grown:	2250

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ores Mined:	4361	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8637	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	126	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	967364
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Potions Brewed:	52

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	213	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	197
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Potions Brewed:	98	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Star Shards Collected:	73	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.