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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Emeralds Found:	3840	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1364
Dragon Eggs Found:	6934	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	6226	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9920
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3638	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!