Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ores Mined:	9187

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Farms Harvested:	231	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Farms Harvested:	745	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	25

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Alien Abductions:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	138
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!