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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mines Excavated:	4167
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Love Letters Sent:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	212
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Crops Grown:	2529
Magic Items Found:	5683	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Potions Brewed:	185	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	3120
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	New Chunks Explored:	43033
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3214
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5988	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	5
Potions Brewed:	77	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ores Mined:	914	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.