Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension Hops:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	New Chunks Explored:	644741
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	59071
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3081
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9956
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.