Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2416	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ores Mined:	2967
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Emeralds Found:	7974	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	289
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	5634

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	592	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2555
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9696
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!