Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8711

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8331	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2396
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5896	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Gods Slained:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
New Chunks Explored:	869770	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mines Excavated:	4010	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2523
Ores Mined:	7981	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Towns Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	317134	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!