Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crops Grown:	4694	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	137	Ores Mined:	9450
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2844
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crops Grown:	3482
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2350	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Animals Bred:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crops Grown:	2348
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Farms Harvested:	405

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.