Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	3611
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Buildings Constructed:	20	Potions Brewed:	140
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	142
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ores Mined:	9418
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6704
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	120
Falling into the Void:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	232
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3842
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	107
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.