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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	192	Towns Built:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	4493

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4367	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Animals Bred:	101

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	3096	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ores Mined:	9960

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	51
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Void Armor Forged:	25

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.