Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	119

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Buildings Constructed:	41	Villages Defended:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	82	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.