π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4621 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 2113 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!