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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7089 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!