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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 7117 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 2882 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 86 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!