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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2701 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 195 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 69 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary “Blocky Booty Battle” where players compete in a fierce twerking competition to see who has the best moves. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted thong to show off their victory in style.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive “Minecraft After Dark” events where things get a little… spicy. Let’s just say there’s a reason why our server motto is “What happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.”
So come on down and join us for a wild and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of kinks you’ll discover along the way!