KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShitalyCraft: Where suffering is not an option!

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Are you tired of being a 25-year-old kissless virgin in a world full of normies? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a kissless virgin! That’s right, no need to worry about fitting in or feeling left out, because we’re all awkward and socially inept here!

Join our server and experience the joy of easy sex in a world where everyone is just as lonely and desperate as you are. Build your own virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh realities of Shitaly and embrace your inner autist with pride.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the normies behind and join us on the most inclusive and awkward Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world full of fellow kissless virgins to keep you company? Let’s build some epic blocky fortresses and conquer the world together, one cringeworthy interaction at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2156
Buildings Constructed:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Pixelated Wasteland Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Do you crave a server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt? Then look no further, my friend, because this server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our wacky Minecraft server and prepare to embark on the most ridiculous adventures of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers – yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually run by a group of mischievous leprechauns who love nothing more than pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of skeletons and zombies. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with treasure at the center – but be warned, it’s guarded by a herd of angry llamas who will spit at anyone who dares to enter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7810
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Drive-Thru Disasters: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of being humiliated as a motorist in Europe? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of charging faggots extra fees and bans in a virtual world where Detroit is the car-destroyed capital of cars. Watch as we destroy interchanges and build public transport like never before. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	119	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for our High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks come to life and wreak havoc on the server! Watch out for the Blood Moon, where the sky turns red and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Forget about regular patch notes, we have our own wacky patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect next!

Check out our model viewer to see all the insane creations our players have come up with. From giant statues of Teemo to rollercoasters made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright crazy Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NEETcraft: Spend Your Last NEET Funds Wisely!

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Are you tired of spending your NEET funds on boring things like food and rent? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest NEET dreams without ever having to leave your computer chair! Join us now and say goodbye to responsibilities, because who needs to eat when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers all day long?

But that’s not all! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of mining diamonds with their hooves. Join forces with these majestic creatures and become the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies break out into dance parties. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on, join us on our server and say goodbye to the real world. Your NEET funds may be running out, but your adventure is just beginning!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Potions Brewed:	178
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DragonCraft: LOL Edition – Unleash the LOLs and Mine Like a Boss!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a built-in taco dispenser that rains down delicious tacos whenever you’re feeling hungry in-game. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ores Mined:	6846
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FireKillerCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to play by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most fire-filled server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with flamethrowers, building houses out of lava blocks, and riding on giant flaming chickens. Yes, you heard that right – giant flaming chickens!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Fire Wizard who will grant you the power to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and turn your enemies into crispy bacon.

So why wait? Join us now and let the fiery fun begin! Just remember, if it’s not on fire, you’re doing it wrong!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Emeralds Found:	6655
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Blocky Brits

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Delboy, a legendary player who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and tame a creeper with just a wink. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of Delboy riding a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a block of TNT that tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CheongsamCraft: Where Chinese fashion meets blocky adventures!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe that Cheongsam are the ultimate fashion statement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that wearing a Cheongsam in our world gives you superpowers like the ability to fly, shoot lasers from your eyes, and summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most valuable Cheongsam designs in all of Minecraft! So come join us and strut your stuff in style while dominating the virtual world with your Cheongsam powers. Trust us, once you go Cheongsam, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7814	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Yankee Blocks

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Are you tired of playing on servers that are as fragile and ineffective as a glass block in a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Our server is so strong and powerful, it can withstand even the most intense TNT blasts without breaking a sweat. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server that will never let you down, unlike that one time you trusted a pig to lead you to diamonds and it just led you in circles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyCoop – Where Friends Mine Together and Stay Together!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! We don’t just play regular old Minecraft, oh no. We play cooperative games that require teamwork and strategy to win. It’s like a virtual team-building exercise, but with creepers and zombies instead of trust falls.

Join us for intense battles in games like Helldivers 2, where you can blow stuff up with your friends in the most democratic way possible. Or how about Vermintide 2, where you can fight off hordes of rat-men with your buddies? It’s like a rodent-infested party that you definitely don’t want to miss.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got updates on updates, like Darktide’s Path of Redemption and Helldivers 2’s Warbond release. Plus, we’ve got crazy future games like Killing Floor 3 and Den Of Wolves that will blow your mind.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs trust falls when you can have explosive battles and epic adventures with your friends? See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ankari’s Epic Minecraft Adventure – LOLz Galore Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us and meet the infamous internet-addicted girl from Venezuela who will do anything to keep her internet connection, even if it means betraying her own family. She’s like a real-life soap opera character, but with a Minecraft twist!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the crazy antics of a girl who shows NSFW content to underage players and defends incestuous relationships. She’s like a wild card that you never know what she’ll do next. And don’t forget about her friend who compares her to a sheep from the doomverse, but with a twist – she’s a Fujoshi drawer named Ankari draw. Can you handle the madness of this server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BreadCraft: Carb-Loaded Adventures Await! ‘Session Bread?’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your questionable desires.

Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with hentai-themed builds, wincest roleplays, egirls selling virtual feet pics, and even a section dedicated to ex-wives seeking revenge!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with players who are just as twisted as you are. From footjob competitions to girlfriend stealing quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner perv run wild! Just remember to use the secret code to gain access: 05d70f847463dffebe085e92374d262b842a65e270a8bdcd54f083ada1abf6462a (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any therapy bills incurred after joining our server)

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Potions Brewed:	153	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Farms Harvested:	702
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty World Domination: Where Even Minecraft Characters Dream of Immigrating!

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Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring server, mining for diamonds day in and day out? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us and become a part of the great replacement – where players from all over the world come together to build a new and exciting virtual society.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to challenge it in epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and claim its treasure for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your old server behind and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ores Mined:	9080
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Vtuber Village: Where Even the Creepers Are Out and Proud!

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Are you tired of living in a world where vtubers are too afraid to embrace their straightness? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for all the openly straight vtubers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and secret underground parties where the only rule is to let your straight flag fly high! Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if that means being straight in a world of virtual chaos. Join us now and let your true colors shine!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3723
Gods Slained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	167059	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12