KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 198
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Magic Items Found: 8745
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2935 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 New Chunks Explored: 692279
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 124
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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