KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 19 Divine Spears Created: 10
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Zombie Dances: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 New Chunks Explored: 694789

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 295 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Mines Excavated: 4011
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 7688
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Star Shards Collected: 170

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 358
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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