KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • GearedToSurvive

    GearedToSurvive

    Hiring volunteer staff, apply on the discord!

    A thrilling Java PvP survival world where every moment counts! Built on Fabric, our server offers a balanced blend of vanilla Minecraft with just the right mods to enhance your experience. Enjoy the purity of survival with added convenience through simple land claims and teleports. Trade freely with player shops, where you can buy, sell, and barter to your heart’s content. Whether you’re gearing up for epic battles or crafting your dream base, GearedToSurvive provides the perfect platform for both seasoned veterans and new adventurers. Join our growing community and embark on an unforgettable journey in a world where every decision shapes your destiny.

    Checkout BlueMap 3d view of the server here: http://comments-budget.gl.at.ply.gg:3520/

    you (The Client) need not install any of mods if you do not want to but here are the available mods that pair with our server: https://modrinth.com/mod/journeymap

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 131 Dragon Scales Harvested: 296
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 37

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PeepHub

    PeepHub

    Build Your Empire on PeepHub!

    Unique survival experience with nation building. Custom-generated world, alliances, and wars. Mining dimensions for valuable resources. Claim territories in all three worlds. In-game economy and shop with Vanilla items. Classic survival with new challenges. Skill & job system for progression. Custom enchantments for powerful gear. Dynamic seasons affect the environment. Epic battles and conquests. Graves system prevents item loss. Paper 1.21 – 1.21.1, Bedrock Port: 31465 Join PeepHub.eu today and shape your destiny!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Villages Defended: 17 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server

    Vanilla survival with extra cozy vibes at CozyCraft SMP server
    Server Name CozyCraft SMP Season 2
    Version Minecraft 1.21 | Java & Bedrock Compatible

    Overview

    CozyCraft SMP Season 2 is a Minecraft server that welcomes builders and roleplayers. With a focus on community, player-driven government and economy, and a constantly evolving world, CozyCraft offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is CozyCraft SMP? CozyCraft SMP is a Minecraft server with a focus on community, player-driven government, and a constantly evolving world. It offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience for players on Java and Bedrock editions.
    How do I join CozyCraft SMP Season 2? To join CozyCraft SMP Season 2, you can connect to the server using the IP address listed on their website. Additionally, joining their Discord server is recommended to stay connected with the community.
    What makes CozyCraft SMP unique? CozyCraft SMP stands out for its 400+ member community, player-driven government and economy, no mods (only plugins), and constantly evolving world with new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season.
    Is CozyCraft SMP only for builders? No, CozyCraft SMP caters to a diverse range of players, including chill builders, political masterminds, and those who enjoy friendly competition and community events. There is something for everyone on the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fly in My Room Minecraft Server

    Fly in My Room Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting blown up by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where creepers are banned for life because they kept stealing our diamonds and blowing up our stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village of talking cows who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical forest filled with dancing chickens and singing pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden sheep hidden deep within the forest, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 33 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP

    > Morning Hike in the Karoo Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild adventure that’s crazier than seeing tribeswomen with their nips out in the Karoo! We promise you’ll have more fun than a morning hike in South Africa. Explore our server and who knows what insane things you’ll come across next! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and let the chaos begin! 🤪 #MinecraftMadness #NipsOutForMinecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Crops Grown: 7912 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • TripWithoutBae

    TripWithoutBae
    Are you tired of relationship drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Well, look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, our server is so awesome that even your step siblings will want to join in on the fun.

    Forget about gas, hotels, and boat fees – on our server, everything is free! And the best part? No one will accuse you of cheating, because the only thing you’ll be cheating is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty Minecraft wings.

    So pack your virtual bags and hop on board – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is sleep as you stay up all night building the Minecraft empire of your dreams. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ParanoidSteveMC SMP

    ParanoidSteveMC SMP
    Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Magic Items Found: 5480

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • TeenageTNTPranks

    TeenageTNTPranks
    Remember that time you convinced your friend to jump off a roof into a pool? Well, imagine doing that, but in Minecraft! Our server is so wild, you’ll be pulling off insane stunts like that every day. Join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem. Who needs real-life adrenaline when you can experience it all from the safety of your computer screen? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and is always up for a good prank. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Towns Built: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft
    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Animals Bred: 99 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Enchantments Applied: 66 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Motion Madness

    Pixel Motion Madness
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can do the Macarena and cows that rap like Eminem. Our diamonds sparkle so bright they blind ya, and our creepers throw the sickest dance parties. Plus, our villagers are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… for now. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Block Brain Busters

    Block Brain Busters
    lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

    we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

    so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Palterra Pixel

    Palterra Pixel

    Welcome to Palterra Pixel, a laid-back Pixelmon server designed for players who want to enjoy a unique, stress-free experience. Our server offers over 30 custom Pokémon fusions, including 3 exclusive starters, and features an engaging Pokémon League where you can battle your way to become the League Champion.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NyxCraft

    NyxCraft

    Welcome to NyxCraft, the ultimate anarchy Minecraft server where you embrace the true spirit of anarchy by raiding, griefing, or forging alliances you see fit! In this unrestrained world, players are free to explore, build, destroy, and engage in epic battles without rules or boundaries. Experience the thrill of survival in a realm where every decision counts and trust is a rare commodity.  Features:

    • Survival of the Fittest: Gather resources, craft powerful gear, and fend off foes in a relentless battle for survival. • Dynamic Environment: Explore vast biomes filled with secrets, danger, and opportunity. Every corner of the map holds the potential for adventure or ambush. • Create Imaginatively: Build the best structures with your ideas. The sky is limitless when building on NyxCraft as you can build anywhere and anything. • Community Driven: Join a diverse player base where chaos reigns and creativity knows no bounds. Share your triumphs and tales of betrayal in our vibrant community.

    Are you ready to plunge into the wild, chaotic world of NyxCraft? Join us today and carve your own path in the ultimate test of survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    The best server on the latest version of the Minecraft server

    ⭐ Welcome to the world of FlayCraft – where every block and every adventure comes alive with new possibilities and amazing discoveries!

    ☀️ Our Minecraft servers offer not just a game, but a real journey into a magical world, where a friendly community and a great atmosphere await every adventurer.

    We pay special attention to convenience, quality and stability in all our modes. And here they are:

    ⚡ Survival: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our players, ready to help you every step of the way. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s buildings is prohibited, and to further protect you from this, you can protect your home using private messages and enjoy freedom without fear of griefing. Discover a variety of mechanics, including unique jobs, casinos, duels and many other equally interesting systems, the list of which is updated daily. We develop game mechanics taking into account the basic principles of Minecraft, which maintains the high vanilla nature of our server. Be a dream builder or a brave explorer as you create your world together with other players.

    ✨ Vanilla+: This mode is based on classic vanilla survival, but with slight improvements. Only a minimum set of the most necessary commands is available here – no teleportations, houses, privates or other unnecessary functions. But that’s not what makes Vanilla+ stand out. Its main features are a new, exciting world generation, an improved trading system with residents, incredibly exciting fishing and, of course, a warm and friendly community.

    ⛱️ Events: Get ready for exciting events that happen regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to exciting races and simple parties, we always have something interesting for everyone.

    ☄️ Feel the inspiration and opportunity to create your own unique path on our server. We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dimension Hops: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!

    Survival Horizons: Where trees grow straight and players do their best to stay alive!
    Server Name Survival Horizons
    Server IP mc.survivalhorizons.net
    Website survivalhorizons.net
    Discord discord.gg/survivalhorizons

    Overview:

    Survival Horizons is meant to provide a friendly, fun, and welcoming environment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

    Rules:

    • RESPECT EVERYONE
    • DO NOT CHEAT OR EXPLOIT
    • DO NOT ABUSE ARTISTIC LICENSE
    • MAINTAIN PLAYER AND ACCOUNT SAFETY
    • PERSONAL AND ACCOUNT SAFETY TIPS

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I grief other players’ buildings?

    A: No, griefing is not allowed on Survival Horizons and will result in disciplinary action.

    Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

    A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay experience. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

    Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

    A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member in-game or through our Discord server.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: PvP is allowed in designated areas on the server. Please respect other players and follow the server rules while engaging in PvP activities.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join Survival Horizons. Make sure they read and follow the server rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

    Q: How often does the server hold events or contests?

    A: The server regularly hosts events and contests for players to participate in. Keep an eye on our website and Discord for announcements and details about upcoming events.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8279 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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