LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ores Mined: 8125
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6318
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 20
Villages Defended: 19 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 811532 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 356
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Towns Built: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Mines Excavated: 4367
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2677 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Items Found: 6790
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 81
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Towns Built: 6 New Chunks Explored: 892943
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Dimension Hops: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Runes Activated: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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