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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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