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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 487
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Zombie Dances: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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