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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8647 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1690 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1513 |
we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.
and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.
so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?
