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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3998 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!