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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5397 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!