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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 2445 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!