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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3803 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
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