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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5707 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 0 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 35 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!