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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6937 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!