Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	8369
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Villages Defended:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	186

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ores Mined:	8192
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	262	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	3766	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3869
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

play.aquatic-vanilla.info

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

unitednetwork.apexmc.co

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

play.mlum.io

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

play.astralium.net

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Farms Harvested:	746	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

beanzcraft.apexmc.co