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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1156 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Forget about embarrassing car rides and public meltdowns, on our server, you can explore vast worlds and build magnificent structures without any whiny toddlers in sight. Plus, if you ever feel like ignoring someone, just turn off your chat – problem solved!
Join us now and experience the joy of Minecraft without the hassle of dealing with spoiled children. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will leave you wanting more? See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy!