KidneyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cyber Blade City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, artist, Blacked doujins, blade, city, creator, cyber, Cybernetics, Cyberpunk, cyberpunk movie, doujinshi, dystopian, futuristic, ghost in the shell, illustrator, influential, inspiration, japanese, Manga, Masamune Shirow, Sci Fi, Technology, Visionary

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	54	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gods Slained:	1

Yo bro, imagine a Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Cyberpunk and Blacked doujins. Like, you can build futuristic cities with neon lights and flying cars, and then switch it up with some spicy adult content. It’s like living in a crazy sci-fi world where anything goes. Join this server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8222	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8512
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	223	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	235430

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Emeralds Found:	8172
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Votes:	4344

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Farms Harvested:	721	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Towns Built:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Star Shards Collected:	215	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3304
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Buildings Constructed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Farms Harvested:	415
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14