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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9007 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Votes: | 7533 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!