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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3861 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7009 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!