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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 7807 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4805 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 552 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!