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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1649 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 840 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!