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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8139 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6570 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 26 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9537 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!