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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3398 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!