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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 7126 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 8518 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
If you’re tired of pushover parents and grandmas who let their kids run wild, then this is the server for you. We promise to provide a safe environment where you can say “STOP RIGHT NOW” to any unruly children who dare to enter your virtual shed.
So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s show those entitled toddlers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Just watch out for those fish hooks, they can be a real pain in the foot!