KidCraftDelusions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember when you thought you could dig to China from your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can actually do it! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey to the center of the Earth where you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and talking creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Sir Clucksalot. Join forces with Sir Clucksalot and his feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, feather-flinging battles.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the ultimate challenge: the Quest for the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever finds the Golden Potato will be granted unlimited potatoes for life and the ability to ride a flying pig across the server.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Potions Brewed:	58
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Items Found:	8343
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TherapyRantCraft

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Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Emeralds Found:	507	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	82	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	7556
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Alien Abductions:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1444	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ventilator Vibes

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	950	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	5832	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Runes Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8592	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	6346

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	1471	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	5724
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	812437

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Mines Excavated:	4641	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Magic Items Found:	1614	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

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Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7904	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.