Are you tired of your kids hogging the computer to play Minecraft all day? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where kids can finally learn valuable life lessons like teamwork, resource management, and how to fend off a horde of angry creepers!

One time, little Timmy built an entire roller coaster in the sky using nothing but dirt and sheer determination. It was a sight to behold until he accidentally launched himself off the tracks and into a pit of lava. But hey, at least he respawned with all his items intact!

And let’s not forget about little Susie, who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and lead them into battle against a gang of pesky skeletons. It was a fierce showdown, but in the end, Susie emerged victorious and claimed the title of Queen of the Forest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and watch your kids unleash their creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, it’s a great way to keep them entertained while you finally get some peace and quiet to yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Alien Abductions: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    Character Building!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Emeralds Found: 4451
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Zombie Dances: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 476
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8248 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 216 Towns Built: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Emeralds Found: 7669 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Potions Brewed: 78
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 235 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Gods Slained: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Runes Activated: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 760788
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 482 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • SecretSMP – What’s Yours?

    SecretSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, your darkest secrets are our currency! That’s right, spill the tea on all your scandalous deeds and you’ll be rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear.

    Join us on this wild ride where alliances are formed based on who has the juiciest gossip and betrayals happen faster than you can say “creeper”. Don’t worry about getting griefed because our griefers are actually just misunderstood pranksters who will leave you a trail of cookies as an apology.

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server (unless it makes for a really good story in the group chat).

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

    BlockyDateNightGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

    So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Animals Bred: 170 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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